I got my mojo back an I'm gon make a second batch of comic strips and sum new Big Burt

Got sum new pens

You will neva get me to make a new post!

I've done pretty much everything I sought to do and now I'm out of ideas.

I'm gon go on hiatus for at least a year now. See y'all in 2025

Yuh, how you like dem apples??

The .fla files for Big Burt the Movie have been foun!!!

This movie was in the trenches, was almost considering making Big Bert 2 out of chopped up clips from the first one. Fortunately I fould the og .fla file and now I have an excuse to be even lazier that I already was. This goes out the the Big Burt heads out there and those who consider life worth living. Keeping rocking the free world, I know for a fact my workers aren't (they aren't allowed to).

Sincerely,

Douggie

P.S. If your name is "UndulatingWindowsill", please stop stalking my account, you a bitch for that.

BIG BURT THE MOVIE IS NOW LOST MEDIA

N***a I lost the .fla for Big Burt the Movie cuz my dumbass never saved it wtf. I was just gon start work on Big Birt 2: You're In Prison Big Bert and now because of my own misdoings that will never happen, or at least never happen without some shenanigans. If you've encountered a similar issue please hit me up even though no one is gon read this except my number one glazer, Undulatingwindowsill.

To summarize in case yo dumbass can't read, Big Burt 2 ain't happening in your lifetime an' I'm not going through the effort of making new assets they'll never be as perfect.

HELPP!! BURT IS HODLEING ME HOSTAGE AN FORCING ME TO MAKE HIS SHITTY MOVIES!!!

Ignore that, enjoy the movie.

BIG BURT THE MOVIE COMING SOON

Big Burt the Movie, the greatest film based on the greatest rapping sensation is coming out soon. My staff and I (mostly I) have been working real hard on it. My staff willingly worked long hours eating nothing but stale popcorn (because it's a movie) to get it out on time and on slashed salaries to keep it from going over budget, and I had to direct and got back pains and things of that nature. Big Bert himself helped us with the production givging us tips alog the way and really helping out with stuff, we love him so much and hope this film is really a testament to his legacy and an accurate depiction of his long and glorious wonderful life. We hope it touches anyone who watches it (no Diddy) and brings new never-before-felt emotions to this story. In the meantime keep bumping CHEESUS Volumes 1 & 2 and keep on keeping on fr see yall at the premiere.